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Danilo Suarez says Alma Moreno gives him wood

Feb 25, 2016 @ 13:45

Former House Minority Leader Quezon Rep. Danilo Suarez admitted before 2,000 of his constituents that former sexy star Alma Moreno causes his pants to tighten.

No, really. That’s how he described the senatorial aspirant during the United Nationalist Alliance (UNA) party ticket’s sortie at Tiaong in Quezon province.

Present during the program were UNA standard-bearer Vice President Jejomar Binay, his running mate Senator Gringo Honasan and five of their six original senatorial bets.

Among the “senatoriables” present was Parañaque City Councilor Moreno, whom the esteemed Suarez gave this rousing introduction to:

“Mga senior citizen, noong tayo’y nanonood ng mga pelikula niya, nagsisikip ang ating mga pantalon…mga kasama, Alma Moreno!”

Of course Moreno–despite being proud of her movie 30-year career and caterwauling on TV as a sexy dancer–couldn’t help but face-palm and turn red.

She laughed off the awkwardness though, like a veteran politiko would (yes she’s a vet).

The gray-haired Suarez made the green joke within spitting distance of his wife and successor, Rep. Aleta Suarez.

Minutes later during his turn on the mic, Honasan repeated the exact joke, which leads us to think that Lovely Ness is quite simply the “fantasy” of this political troupe. (Samantha A. Giron)

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